I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

First thing I’m doing is thinking of how she may respond

I walk up her and say “Hey sis the guys at school were correct you really do have some nice tits. Then just as I start the question “ May I touch them?”my hands have both her boobs in my hand already. The reason why is the worse that could happen to me is I get slapped and yelled at and I would gladly trade that for a couple squeezes of her tits😎. Btw has anyone seen my ice pack? My face hurts like hell🤩😁

She could yell at me calling me a sick pervert or whatever. No worries there.

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She is shocked and ask me if I’m crazy or something and walk. No worries there.

After weighing my options here is what I would do.

She might actually let me but with some rule. Like only for a couple seconds and not touching bare skin. Touch through her shirt. Definitely no worries there.

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the last and most likely one to happen is she slaps the shit out of me and kicks me in the balls.

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

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